Great literature retitled to boost website traffic…

I think only hardcore English majors can idendentify all six. This is a list by MIKE LACHER: 

via http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/27lacher.html

  • 7 Awesome Ways Barnyard Animals Are Like Communism
  • The 11 Stupidest Things Phonies Do To Ruin The World
  • 8 Surprising Ways West Egg Is Exemplary Of The Hollowness Of The American Dream
  • 6 Shockingly Evil Things The Turn-Of-The-Century Meatpacking Industry Doesn’t Want You To Know
  • 5 Insane Ways London Could Become a Dystopia (And How It’s Not That Far From Reality)
  • 1 Weird Thing Caddy Smells Like